Post by Tom Carradine on Sept 9, 2024 17:23:56 GMT -5
Scene opens a black screen. A voice rings out in the darkness.
Voice: Welcome to…
The voice continues.
Announcer: Two blond titans of the wrestling ring, duking it out to see who the biggest rock star of Florida Wrestling Prestige truly is, we have the perennial favorite, Griffin Hawkins, versus the brash newcomer in Tom Carradine…
The Celebrity Deathmatch logo is quickly replaced by a claymation image depicting the two competitors.
Announcer: Who will come out on top as the frontman, and who will be delegated to the road crew? Find out later…
The footage freezes and is pushed to the right, replaced by a shot of Tom Carradine sitting in a gaming chair in front of a fairly well-equipped desktop computer.
Tom: We’ll ALL find out later… on the next episode of Scion.
Griffin, I hope you don’t mind me having a little bit of harmless fun with a bit of AI and some editing software, but with everything that’s been going down lately, I needed to blow off some steam in a way that wouldn’t land me in the county jail.
All joking aside, I do want to let you know that I’m taking this match seriously. But try as I might, I can’t bring myself to talk shit about you, man. I mean, there’s no beef between us, at least not on my end. For all I know, you could be thinking that this Carradine kid is just a pale imitation that needs to get stomped out.
Regardless, the marquee reads professional wrestling, so I’m sure as hell going to be as professional as I can, and to me, that means winning this match. I’m up against a wall here, Griffin, and there’s one of two things you can do in a situation like this: break out the blindfold and cigarette or fight like hell.
I think it’s fairly obvious which choice I’m making, because it’s the same choice I’ve made before: I’m gonna fight.
It’s not due to animosity or arrogance or anything like that. It’s purely from a survival standpoint, man. I’m looking to reverse my course back where I want it to be.
So that’s where we’re at.
If you have a problem with that, you know where to find me…
Scene fades to black
Voice: Welcome to…
The voice continues.
Announcer: Two blond titans of the wrestling ring, duking it out to see who the biggest rock star of Florida Wrestling Prestige truly is, we have the perennial favorite, Griffin Hawkins, versus the brash newcomer in Tom Carradine…
The Celebrity Deathmatch logo is quickly replaced by a claymation image depicting the two competitors.
Announcer: Who will come out on top as the frontman, and who will be delegated to the road crew? Find out later…
The footage freezes and is pushed to the right, replaced by a shot of Tom Carradine sitting in a gaming chair in front of a fairly well-equipped desktop computer.
Tom: We’ll ALL find out later… on the next episode of Scion.
Griffin, I hope you don’t mind me having a little bit of harmless fun with a bit of AI and some editing software, but with everything that’s been going down lately, I needed to blow off some steam in a way that wouldn’t land me in the county jail.
All joking aside, I do want to let you know that I’m taking this match seriously. But try as I might, I can’t bring myself to talk shit about you, man. I mean, there’s no beef between us, at least not on my end. For all I know, you could be thinking that this Carradine kid is just a pale imitation that needs to get stomped out.
Regardless, the marquee reads professional wrestling, so I’m sure as hell going to be as professional as I can, and to me, that means winning this match. I’m up against a wall here, Griffin, and there’s one of two things you can do in a situation like this: break out the blindfold and cigarette or fight like hell.
I think it’s fairly obvious which choice I’m making, because it’s the same choice I’ve made before: I’m gonna fight.
It’s not due to animosity or arrogance or anything like that. It’s purely from a survival standpoint, man. I’m looking to reverse my course back where I want it to be.
So that’s where we’re at.
If you have a problem with that, you know where to find me…
Scene fades to black
