Post by alexandriaduvall on Sept 10, 2024 20:37:04 GMT -5
THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY AMBIEN…
THE NATIONAL SPONSOR OF DONNIE HARRIS…
HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING? WATCH ONE OF HIS PROMOS!
They’re all the same shit anyway…
(Side effects include nausea, indigestion, dysentery and stomach ulcers… after all, listening to far and away the most overrated wrestler in the company cut a promo will make ANYONE sick to your stomach…
See your doctor right away if watching one of his promos gives you constipation… because at that point? You’re just like Donnie Harris. Full of shit…
Now on with the production…)
Alexandria Duvall stands by on the edge of an empty debate stage and she’s got her Coastal Championship with her. She’s clearly in a mood and she’s not going to hold back as she begins to express her thoughts.
Alexandria Duvall: People in this company are fucking stupid. Take Stella Basch for example. The last time she was in a FWP ring, I beat her though I didn’t necessarily beat her the way I wanted to beat her. I wanted to dominate the bitch and leave her more embarrassed and ashamed of herself than those stupid, anon questions that she has been getting on social media lately…
…why the fuck would anyone want to rub her feet or see bikini pics of her?
Ew…
ANYWAY…
Of course, her man got involved and got her disqualified and any self-respecting woman would be pissed off at him and finally understand the importance of fending for yourself and being a real woman but NOOOO… Stella decides to suck dick after the show went off the air after sucking dick against me! I didn’t need “help” from anyone to beat her considering I did that when I won this championship. Now, let’s talk about… oh god not him again…
Alexandria rolls her eyes.
Alexandria Duvall: I have a theory. Donnie Harris is Stella’s stalker on Tellyonem. You want to know why I think that? Because the idiot is necro-liking pictures I posted on Efedder more than a year ago. He’s blocked from there because… that’s just creepy… and that’s also stalker behavior. The sad thing is, that’s probably the most interesting he’s ever been. I’m not going to do a deep dive into any of his promos lately. I’m sure it’s all the same shit about how he’s going to dominate and how he’s hyping up all of these other companies that don’t matter. Honestly, knowing that? I didn’t even study them.
I GUESS he has this THING going on with Avery Miles… who he lost to.
How fucking embarrassing!
And hey guess what, Donnie? You’re not going to have your worthless, deep throat cunt slut Tatum Rose, who in my book was the absolute worst wrestler in this company’s short history by the way with a filthy, garbage Twitter page to match, to hide behind. That’s the only reason why you won that triple threat. You took the easy way out on the easiest slut that you’ll ever meet in this business. The fact that you stuck your dick in her probably tells me everything that I need to know about the kind of wrestler you are and this time, I am not going to stand by an example or a victim of someone like you who clearly doesn’t care about being one of the building blocks of this company.
You only care about your name and that’s it. I’ll start your downward spiral that will HOPEFULLY take you right on out of this company because I’m not going to stand for a dime a dozen like you that has zero passion for what he does send a message at my expense. I’m not your fucking punching bag to send a message to Avery Miles on. Fuck that and if you’re going to treat me that way, then kindly fuck off and go stick your dick inside Tatum Rose because that’s literally the only woman that would allow you to do that to her…
Dirtbag skank…
Last time around? You got to capitalize off of numbers and having a fucking horrible wrestler in a match with us.
This time? You don’t have that…
And this time? The REAL result… what SHOULD’VE been in that triple threat… WILL come to pass…
Alexandria maintains her anger and she has no regrets about anything she just said as the shot fades out.
THE NATIONAL SPONSOR OF DONNIE HARRIS…
HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING? WATCH ONE OF HIS PROMOS!
They’re all the same shit anyway…
(Side effects include nausea, indigestion, dysentery and stomach ulcers… after all, listening to far and away the most overrated wrestler in the company cut a promo will make ANYONE sick to your stomach…
See your doctor right away if watching one of his promos gives you constipation… because at that point? You’re just like Donnie Harris. Full of shit…
Now on with the production…)
Alexandria Duvall stands by on the edge of an empty debate stage and she’s got her Coastal Championship with her. She’s clearly in a mood and she’s not going to hold back as she begins to express her thoughts.
Alexandria Duvall: People in this company are fucking stupid. Take Stella Basch for example. The last time she was in a FWP ring, I beat her though I didn’t necessarily beat her the way I wanted to beat her. I wanted to dominate the bitch and leave her more embarrassed and ashamed of herself than those stupid, anon questions that she has been getting on social media lately…
…why the fuck would anyone want to rub her feet or see bikini pics of her?
Ew…
ANYWAY…
Of course, her man got involved and got her disqualified and any self-respecting woman would be pissed off at him and finally understand the importance of fending for yourself and being a real woman but NOOOO… Stella decides to suck dick after the show went off the air after sucking dick against me! I didn’t need “help” from anyone to beat her considering I did that when I won this championship. Now, let’s talk about… oh god not him again…
Alexandria rolls her eyes.
Alexandria Duvall: I have a theory. Donnie Harris is Stella’s stalker on Tellyonem. You want to know why I think that? Because the idiot is necro-liking pictures I posted on Efedder more than a year ago. He’s blocked from there because… that’s just creepy… and that’s also stalker behavior. The sad thing is, that’s probably the most interesting he’s ever been. I’m not going to do a deep dive into any of his promos lately. I’m sure it’s all the same shit about how he’s going to dominate and how he’s hyping up all of these other companies that don’t matter. Honestly, knowing that? I didn’t even study them.
I GUESS he has this THING going on with Avery Miles… who he lost to.
How fucking embarrassing!
And hey guess what, Donnie? You’re not going to have your worthless, deep throat cunt slut Tatum Rose, who in my book was the absolute worst wrestler in this company’s short history by the way with a filthy, garbage Twitter page to match, to hide behind. That’s the only reason why you won that triple threat. You took the easy way out on the easiest slut that you’ll ever meet in this business. The fact that you stuck your dick in her probably tells me everything that I need to know about the kind of wrestler you are and this time, I am not going to stand by an example or a victim of someone like you who clearly doesn’t care about being one of the building blocks of this company.
You only care about your name and that’s it. I’ll start your downward spiral that will HOPEFULLY take you right on out of this company because I’m not going to stand for a dime a dozen like you that has zero passion for what he does send a message at my expense. I’m not your fucking punching bag to send a message to Avery Miles on. Fuck that and if you’re going to treat me that way, then kindly fuck off and go stick your dick inside Tatum Rose because that’s literally the only woman that would allow you to do that to her…
Dirtbag skank…
Last time around? You got to capitalize off of numbers and having a fucking horrible wrestler in a match with us.
This time? You don’t have that…
And this time? The REAL result… what SHOULD’VE been in that triple threat… WILL come to pass…
Alexandria maintains her anger and she has no regrets about anything she just said as the shot fades out.
